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Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.
by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022
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Squaready

To be squaready is to be as boring as a square, but ready for anything.
Man for a professor he's pretty squaready for any of our shenanigans.
by Lokinario March 19, 2015
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squashhead

a person of the mental handicaped discription who requirs the use of a helmet
stop being a fuckin squashhead!!!
by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008
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squareheaded

What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......
Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.
by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011
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Square head

man:do you watch square head?
Friend:You mean willNE?
Man:yeah.
Friend:nah he's irrelevant.
by Xenno June 12, 2018
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square head

Contrary to other beliefs, Square Head is not a reference to the WWII helmets that the Germans used. It is used in reference to the common shape in which many Germans heads are shaped. Dominating brow bones and a square jaw are what create this square look.
That square head ripped me off.
by Brandeis September 17, 2006
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SquareHeadGang

WillNE is our leader
WillNE is the leader of the squareheadgang
by TheTopShaggerSixtyNine November 6, 2018
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