spunk

A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.

After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.

by Kiezpro January 20, 2005

spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007

spunk

To spunk means to ejaculate.

"You appear to have spunked on my face."

by Cranberry pie January 18, 2007

spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

spunk

A cute guy. Usually only NZ and Australian use.

That Brad Pitt's such a spunk

by Kiwi gal March 14, 2003

spunk

Male seminal fluid (Sperm)

Paul - "Dean, have you just farted?"
Dean - "No, I just burped. Why?"
Paul - "I thought I smelt spunk!"

by Paul Craig April 1, 2003

spunk

danish pastilles that have been produced for over 30 years. As salt liquorice in a black box and winegums in a green box.

Mmmm Spunk is my favorite candy!

by MissDK March 28, 2009