Squishing the Buritto

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

by JC24 February 16, 2009

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

squashing

A sexual act that involves a large person jumping or falling onto the partner, therefore crushing that person with their immensity.

Some huge kinky girl was squashing me with her big giant self.. it was amazing.

by Hila February 7, 2008

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

squishing twinkies

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014

Dick Swishing

When a female is giving a male a blowjob and the male ejaculates in the females mouth, then the female proceeds to continue the blowjob while using the male's ejaculate as a creamy mouthwash.

"Jessica gave me a mind blowing bj last night and after I was done she started Dick swishing me"

by Abeck505 March 2, 2017

ass slushing

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018