Spreadeagle

The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.

She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.

by IndieG-Boy August 11, 2020

fully retched up spedmaster

there is something really really wrong with the person,retarded

omfg ur a fully retched up spedmaster

by james simpson July 7, 2006

spreadass

another way to say deadass

yo are you spreadass right now?

by limeeto October 25, 2020

spreads

going to bed. (as in hitting the bed spread)

I'm exhausted...I'm gonna go hit spreads.

by stmary February 1, 2013

Spreaders

People who re-tweet others mugshots/embarrassing photos of people that they barely know just for their personal pleasure/to feel better about themselves. Most of these people have no lives and sit behind the computer all day long.

I got arrested for disorderly conduct yesterday and I've already got 6 spreaders on Wake County mugshots Twitter page spreading my mugshot everywhere.

by Take it easy November 11, 2015

Spreadache

A minor headache or fuzziness of vision caused by spending too much time working on an Excel spreadsheet.

I just spent two hours working on that spreadsheet and it’s given me a bit of a spreadache.

by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd November 9, 2017

Spearmaster

A chill dude that plays videogames all day.

He's a Spearmaster.

by FionaStriker August 19, 2018