spradackled 

When your high is kick'n to the point that you are running around the house with a screw driver tightening all of the screws in the furniture and on doors.

When the need to vacuuum overrides the common understanding that is both sketchy and rude to vacuum at 3am.

Tom was so spradackled that the police came from the neighbors complaining his vacuum is ALWAYS running

Elena was so spradackled when she tried seven different stolen credit cards until finally one worked.

Mary Kay was so into her crumbs of crack and so spradackled that she didnt even notice Two Pump had Popped The Boob!!

spradackled by Bedragglementation June 5, 2009

stomadick 

pronounced: stahm-ah-dik
definition: The area between a man's stomach and dick when they blend together as one.
synonyms: vagomach (female), fupa (female), gunt (female), vagelly (female), penelly

He's not that fat, he just has a little stomadick.
I can't tell if that guy is happy to see me...or if he's got a stomadick.

stomadick by awesomealliteratoramy January 19, 2014

spondick 

Someone who is born to be a dickhead.

Teacher: You’re looking at me weird so you get a detention.

Student: This teacher is such a spondick.

spondick by No Nigga I have no name October 10, 2019

Strawberry Shortdick 

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult

Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."

Strawberry Shortdick by Anal parade April 17, 2017

spondickulous 

amazing dick

that is spondickulous

spondickulous by daddykels February 23, 2019

Sporatic Sexism 

When you make off the cuff sexist remarks for the sole intention of humor

Inferior gender: Hey can you buy me a new watch
Superior gender: Why? Theres already a clock on the stove
Inferior gender: You sexist piece of shit
Superior gender: Oof nah its sporatic sexism chill

Sporatic Sexism by PresidentAaron October 23, 2018

Sporatic 

a person who is fuckin crazy, out of their fuckin mind u know

im fuckin sporatick, and well i did it to prove someone wrong

Sporatic by Mr.Xkills August 11, 2008