spongbong

Spongebob's bong

Squidward: lemme hit dat spongbong

Sponge: no

by Fungal jungle June 8, 2020

product sponge

A person who buys products just for the sake of owning them; derogatory synonym for "consumer".

"It’s going to space, can you give it a second to get back from space? Is the speed of light too slow for you, you non-contributing product sponge cunt, can you just wait?" -Louis CK

by endoubleu April 20, 2015

vent sponge

the person you spill your feelings out to for the purpose of venting and nothing more because you know you are too good for him.

guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she's in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.

by ExactlyWhoYouThinkItIs November 2, 2009

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.

Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009

Opinion Sponge

A person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. They adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).

When in the company of vegetarians: ikr I NEVER eat meat. think of the poor animals!

When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them

Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!

by Bullsperm69 October 23, 2013

damp sponge

Noun - To be #rude someone Adj - To copy someone Moral - DON’T BE A DAMP SPONGE

Girl One - Omg Becky WTF why do have to be such a damp sponge!!! Girl Two (Becky) - I’m not a DAMP SPONGE!!!!! I wanna cry now

by Damp Sponge User #17 November 15, 2017

AI_sponge

streaming on youtube somehow. no one report them! also the discord server is chaos

person 1: yoo have u seen ai_sponge
person 2: nah
person 1: *spongetaniously combusts*

by thestonebone May 29, 2023