Sploof

1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.

2. A girls natural lubricant.

Wow, sarah. You must be really horny because your panties are soaked in sploof.

by K-kun September 23, 2008

Sploof

Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it

Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.

Ex2: Go suck a sploof

by Lookitup1 February 18, 2010

Sploof

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.

"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"

by Flinky November 8, 2007

Sploof

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)

AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!

by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004

sploof

I am gonna "Sploof" kula so hard their head cracks open.

"Woah, If you don't shut up ima Sploof your head open."

by Slooooof July 16, 2020

Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex

Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."

by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020

Sploof

The definition of a sploof: someone who is constantly doing an idiotic thing that could or could not have been easily prevented

Marine dropped her vibrator out of her pocket in the middle of class, not once but twice.. everyone called her a sploof.

by GreyTime November 1, 2023