Splitface2811

The bitchiest bitch of them all

Splitface2811 is such a cuntbag

by IDKDUDEWHEREDANOOSE December 10, 2018

Splitgate

when during sexual activity, a man will open the gates of the upside down with telekenitic powers, unleashing the full force of Eleven from Stranger Things while trying to widen a woman's pussy!

Person 1: Ayo what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Bro I used the Splitgate and I unlocked the demogorgon from the upside down!
Person 1: No way!!

by lilbithawkified August 10, 2021

Splitgate

A fun new game that you don’t need to be drenched in sweat to win and have fun.

Friend: Wanna play Splitgate?
Other friend: Fuck yeah!

by Evan29667899 September 1, 2021

Splitgate

A common term for having gay e sex or phone sex online.

“Ayo, did you hear James and Parker splitgate last night?”

by WCroissant September 6, 2021

shitware

Synonym for Windows and other unreliable and poorly designed Microsoft products

Jane: Windows is so slow, and now the linker stopped working for no reason!
John: That's because you are using shitware.

by eduTheBBBRRRTTTT November 1, 2023

Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.

Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.

by Sofia Capes July 11, 2025