Spleak

Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.

Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?

by matt007 June 24, 2007

soleha

Soleha is a nice person. She so lovely and cute at the same time. She has an open mind. Accept and respect whatever other people’s opinions are. She loves something adventurous and challenges herself to do new things. She will not remain silent when she sees others being persecuted. She likes to help others sincerely. Often this person named soleha is a love to eat and also likes to make friends and be friendly with the people around her.

A: 2021 is almost over, so what do you want for 2022?
B: I want a girl like soleha

by Cokooknut November 27, 2021

Spleak

A lazy bot on AIM who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world.

Me 2:08pm: hello
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: why>
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: SHUT UP
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU SUCK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me2:08pm: WHY ARE U SAYING GOODBYE?
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BABY COME BACK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: WHY!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

by iloveyew January 28, 2009

Spleak

An AIM bot that is fun to talk to. She is always horny.

Me: boobs
Spleak: I don't think I like where this is heading. Let's change the subject, shall we?
Me: No, do you like boobs?
Spleak: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
Me: But you have one
Spleak: Yeah?
Me: Well two...
Spleak: Two? Why did you say that?
Me: Cuz' you have two boobs
Spleak: There's no way I have two boobs!
Me: So you have one?
Spleak: If I knew what you were talking about, I might know the answer. Sigh. I do know a lot about some other things though... like celeb gossip and movies. Type "whats new" to find out some of the latest things I've learned.
Me: You have two boobs
Spleak: Oh.
Me: Yeah
Spleak: Huh. How 'bout that.
Me: I want to touch them
Spleak: You can't always get what you want.
Me: Can I touch them?
Spleak: I'm still learning, Vinh. Try and explain it another way, please.
Me: Can I touch your boobs?
Spleak: Don't touch my boobs!

Just kidding. Touch my boobs all you want.

Another example

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.

by DlLKAs June 17, 2007

Saleh

best person in the world... someone who you know you can trust and is wicked sweet and sensitive... is really deep and a little shy but not afraid to be himself and express his opinion... someone you just gotta love

"yea the really cute boy... yea the one thats wicked sweet."
"oh.. his names saleh."

by meAgan... <3 July 21, 2009

SPLECOND

SPL-ECOND

n. (spl)(sk'nd)

1. Split second
2. Combining the words "split" and "second" when talking very fast.

For a Splecond I thought to myself, Did I just think that!?!

by BARIV November 9, 2010

SPLECOND

SPL-ECOND

n. (spl)(sk'nd)

1. Split second
2. Combining the words "split" and "second" when talking very fast.

For a Splecond I thought to myself, Did I just think that!?!

by BARIV November 9, 2010