3 definitions by BARIV

-adj. ab-zurd AB-ZERD

1) sounds like absurd but pronounced "ab-zurd"
2) slang for absurd (or untrue; laughably foolish or false: an absurd explanation.)

3) when a boy means to say absurd and says "ab-ZURD" instead, insisting that is the correct pronunciation
The way he just said that word is ABZERD!

I can't believe you just made that ABZERD gesture!
by BARIV November 10, 2010
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SPL-ECOND

n. (spl)(sk'nd)

1. Split second
2. Combining the words "split" and "second" when talking very fast.
For a Splecond I thought to myself, Did I just think that!?!
by BARIV November 8, 2010
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SPL-ECOND

n. (spl)(sk'nd)

1. Split second
2. Combining the words "split" and "second" when talking very fast.
For a Splecond I thought to myself, Did I just think that!?!
by BARIV November 8, 2010
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