by MisterQ974 December 23, 2020
Get the Splah mug.A variation on the word "safe"
(also: "spafe")
Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.
(also: "spafe")
Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.
by fiftey April 12, 2008
Get the splafe mug."Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.
Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004
Get the spladow mug.A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011
Get the Spladoosh mug.1 : not using due diligence, care, or dispatch : NEGLIGENT
2 a : characterized by slowness, sluggishness, or lack of energy : lacking in usual or normal firmness and steadiness : WEAK <slax muscles> <slack supervision>
3 : wanting in activity
4 : lacking in completeness, finish, or perfection <a very slax piece of work>
synonym see NEGLIGENT
2 a : characterized by slowness, sluggishness, or lack of energy : lacking in usual or normal firmness and steadiness : WEAK <slax muscles> <slack supervision>
3 : wanting in activity
4 : lacking in completeness, finish, or perfection <a very slax piece of work>
synonym see NEGLIGENT
when you are supposed to be somewhere or do something and instead of doing it.
you blow it off and do nothing.
you blow it off and do nothing.
by zoe October 14, 2004
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Get the Splacious mug."In a response to Ted Cruz, Mark Hamill said: Thanks for smarm-splaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again."
by Ivan TheModeratelyTerrible December 18, 2017
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