Spaff

To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.

I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak

by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012

Spliff O'Clock

Whenever it's time to roll a spliff.

Right, it's fuckin spliff O'Clock, wheres my ganja?

by Lukey Dread Boy May 24, 2007

spliff goblin

Someone who constantly begs weed off people, but is reluctant to share their own.

dammit, stop being such a spliff goblin

by bellendz October 27, 2010

Spliff

A spliff is an old school term originally referring to any joint where you might have to "split the difference" between tobacco and cannabis. It can be flower or hash that is mixed with tobacco. Maybe it's because you only want to smoke a little bit of weed, but don't want to roll a pinner, or because you only have a little bit of weed, and don't want to roller a pinner. As the term became popular, and the availability of weed became greater, the term began to incorrectly refer to pretty much any type of joint, with a crutch or not, cone or not.

"Man, you got a smoke we break open for a spliff? I've only got papers, but don't want to smoke all my weed in a joint. "

"No, but I got a Philly, if you wanna roll a blunt!"

"Man, I said I didn't wanna smoke all my weed at once...but hell yeah! Let's get blunted!"

by bean, trivia queen January 7, 2015

Silicon Valley Spliff

Also known as an Elon Puff, it’s when someone smokes a weed pen and an e-cig at the same time.

Let’s hit a Silicon Valley Spliff before we head to the movies

by overheardmarinasf December 22, 2017

Spliffic

The feeling of satisfaction you get when eating a 'Splice' iceblock on a hot day. Cross between Splice and Epic.

Brad: Oh man, this Splice is Spliffic.
Fergus: Is that a new word?
Brad: Yeh made it then, gona add it to urban dictionary tonight.
Fergus: Not if I do it first.
Brad: *sigh* You full would, as your a no life twat....

Fergus: Ya :D

by Sexy Kent November 2, 2009

spliff bunker

an enclosed area within a room usually made in he same fasion as a child's pillow "fortress". used to smoke pot in. made famous by Joe Strummer

Joe's been in the spliff bunker all day writing, wonder if he's got anything good down.

by adamramone October 3, 2007