spizzerinktum

energy, vitality, vigor

If you still have the spizzerinktum to pass the preliminaries than help me out.

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2009

Sputtering

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.

Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.

by The Great Magician March 31, 2011

spidering

The act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.

There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion

by Definition Jerry March 31, 2009

sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

The Slithering Sheriff

Name of an unconventional wild west themed gay bar in central London where legend has it rookie corousers who cower into the seedy establishment are chaperoned from behind by the landlord as a way of introduction.

Man 1: Was a wild night in the Slithering Sheriff.

by LouieFerook April 16, 2016

shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 14, 2009

Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009