Spink

A person at school who could do anything to save his life and really belongs in the sin bin and should rot there like the moustache wearing freak that he is

When he goes into the garage with his dad and the lawn mower. He has a great time

by Rob Whittaker July 3, 2003

Spink

A “Spink” is a large cold alcoholic beverage

Are you thirsty for a Spink?

by Spinksters December 2, 2018

Spink

Originates from Neil Gaiman's book "Coraline" and his two characters: Miss Spink and Miss Forcible.
Miss Spink and Forcible are an old couple who live downstairs from a blue-haired girl named Coraline.
Used as a friendly insult that basically means "you old hag". Can be used when someone asks a stupid question

Someone: "daniel's sitting over there"
you: "yes I know... I can see"
someone: "he is writing"
you: "yes i know that you spink. I have eyes you know?"

by Cherry_lobsters April 19, 2020

Spink

Someone who's half oriental and half Mexican. If you combine the words, spic & chink, you get spink.

The eyes on that wetback are really slanted because he's a spink.

by bushnest February 22, 2022

Spink

A friendly greeting

Spinks to you!

by Bigman1. July 12, 2023

Spink

A derogatory term used for Grow a Garden players.

"kill yourself spink faggot"

by growagardenanon June 17, 2025

Spink

The diet version of spunk, a vegans cum.

Damn girl, you must be drinking that spink! You look great!

by Mememememmee November 1, 2025