off da spindle

"incredible," "unbelievable"

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!

by mattmaker July 16, 2003

Spindled

To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic

"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'

by anonymous January 12, 2021

spindling

When working with duct, pundling is a term that refers to accidentally pulling off a single thread of the tape, making it almost string like. Almost always unintentional.

"Shit, I have been spindling this roll of duct tape the entire day!"

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018