Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

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Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018

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Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008

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big fucking spider

a big fucking spider, in summary, you are able to hear the damn footsteps on your wood floors, and somehow it is breathing and you can hear it.

Yo dawg i just saw a big fucking spider.

Did you kill it?

Nah, it was too big

Well, it may have stolen your car on the way out.

by fuckmemoment July 6, 2010

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Spidey fucked

Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.

"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

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