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Sarah Johnson Special

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“Cullen I’m gonna take you to Denny’s and make you get the Sarah Johnson Special.”

“Damn I didn’t know she was down with the Sarah Johnson Special, I’m gonna let my friends know”
by Bnnie October 28, 2017
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Billy Joel Special

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A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house
"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
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John Kruk Special

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The John Kruk Special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. This term is named for the former Phillies baseball player John Kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. Therefore, John Kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the John Kruk Special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.
Would you like sausage or meatballs with your spaghetti tonight?

Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.

One meatball and one sausage coming right up!
by Cheela June 28, 2006
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a drink...a shot of Jack chased with a shot of Jager
Jens lost the bet and had to take a Jinxy Cat Special after getting pummeled in Madden.
by Mr.pizzaman55 November 24, 2010
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Jiggly Cock Special

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The Jiggly cock special takes place during sexual intercourse. The male forces his partners mouth open and pees in it. He then turns around and uses her mouth as a toilet and proceeds to take a shit inside of her mouth. Once his bowels are empty, he turns around and with his jiggly cock, he begins to stir and mix the concoction. Once the lumps are stirred efficiently, the male walks as far away from the bed as possible and with a running start, jumps inside of his partners vagina with his cock jiggling egregiously midair whilst screaming “AWWW GRANDMAAA!”
My breath still tastes like shit from when sean performed a jiggly cock special on me.
by Jigglycock December 28, 2020
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Jeff Sokol special

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Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.

I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.
by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023
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Jono Special

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n. The result of ejaculating onto feces.
G: What took you so long in there?
J: Oh sorry, I was making a Jono Special.
G: Get out of my house.
by CrazedFiend July 8, 2010
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