wild spalding

when your banging a girl from behind in the bathroom and you keep dunking her head in the toilet.

At first we thought he had given her a swirly the he told us he had given her a wild spalding.

by Bob cenco the 3rd December 25, 2008

spatling

When a girl preludes a loogie in her mouth while with-holding massive amounts of cum in her mouth. She then spits it in your asshole to produce a spatling.

Sheila laid a spatling down my anus. Then I fucked your mom.

by BowWowBigDick August 7, 2008

sparly

having the peculiar mix of quasi-lemur humor, self-deprecation, awesomeness, social detachment, and overprotectedness.

I find one such sparly person in an internet chatroom for depressives.

by magiccat28 February 25, 2010

Spalon

Salon and Spa in one word.

Hey, let's go to Jack's Spalon!

by SkitMaster December 28, 2014

Spaleigh

People who whore over one another

WOAH! COLE IS SUCH A SPALEIGH!

by Akiiortv August 21, 2018

spaldonian

A spaldonian is someone that knows everything about spalding, they eat, drink and breath spalding. They know where everyone and everything is.

James is a spaldonian

by Spaldonian 123 February 6, 2019

Spanlla

On Luna Flame (the first day of the first full moon of July) The Spanlla (spawn•yuh) takes place. The Spanlla is a right of passage where in 13-year-old followers (both male and female) of the Korrui religion recite the Vows of Korrui from the Büq o' Ksadowce at the start of the day in a ceremony attended by their friends and family members before they have a green drahn painted on their forehead and selecting the wood they will use to carve their drakané wand. The process of whittling the wand must be finished by Krampus (December the 5th), when the wand's owner will dawn their Hüddi or Büf for their first Ballam.

Michael: are you ready for your Spanlla?
Luis: Not at all.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020