sparta

A rich town in northern New Jersey, that is full of really pretentious people with kids who think they own the world and are better than everybody else, when in fact they are considered assholes to everybody who meets them that isn't from Sparta.
Most of the young people in this town are on a lot of drugs because they can afford to buy them with their parent's money. Their parents in the meantime think their kids are perfect, when in actuality they are fuckups.

Guy: Where are you from?
Sparta Kid: Sparta.
Guy: Oh... you are one of them, thought so, you seemed like an asshole.
Sparta Kid: Yo, fuck off, I live in Sparta and you don't, you are just jealous.
Guy: Riiiiight...

by The Suit April 28, 2005

Sparta

ok, so everyone thinks sparta is a town for stuck-up rich snobs on drugs. well, it's definatly not. I've lived in Sparta for 10 years and its nothing like people think it is. The kids and definatly not snobs. they have the tipycal snobby kids, but hey what schools dont? Sparta has a decent amount of money, but its not like the town of the rich people. people should definatly get to know people in Sparta before they go making assumptions like they do.

-hey, your from sparta?
-yeah.
-thats cool.

by k<3 September 23, 2008

sparta

A small town in Wisconsin mostly inhabited by whores, liars, drug dealers, and scrubs. although not all are, the rest are Oaxaca, pronounced (whohaca) which rhymes with caca... i don't think thats coincidental. basically a drug town with many mexicans.... if you ever do visit this magical land, dont sit on the toilet seats in public for you may get an std. happy travels!

Hey we live in sparta, you should come visit us.

no thanks.

by danikalifornialou November 19, 2010

sparta

it's what this is

I will now write random words because the definition, in order to be added to the Urban Dictionary, must have 20 letters / words

bat, penis, cow, faggot, zim, television, hotdogs, hippies, fat people, lard, spam, lol, wtf.

THIS IS SPARTA !!
*kicks messenger into conveniently placed hole*

by AJ da []D [] []\/[] []D January 14, 2008

Sparta

Sparta, NJ. A whore filled, druggie infested town in northern new jersey. Like seriously all you have to do to beat a sports team here is throw a bag a weed on the ground and theyll all go running towards it. and here in sparta the girls dont wear short-shorts...they wear whore-shorts. the white kids for some reason think theyre black...makes no sense. Every kid thinks they can do what they want because theyre mommies and daddies are rich and give them whatever they want. There are some normal families in Sparta...but not many...like 10..at the most. And for some reason kids in Sparta also think they're cool if they hang out in front of CVS, Panera Bread, Dunkin Donuts or go swimming in a sewage pit called Lake Mohawk.

Spartan 1- Ohhh letss hang outt tonight!
Spartan 2- Omggg we can hang out in front of Panera Bread then go get high At Lake Mohawkk!
Spartan 3-dudeee soundss amazinng.

Normal Kid- what. the. fuck. get me out of this town. now.

by stuck_in_hell_(aka Sparta, NJ) May 9, 2009

Sparta

Sparta is a town in North Jersey where kids go to town and pretend to skate but they really suck. I know cuz i live there. We go hang out at Frank's pizza and the newly built Panera Bread. All the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and they go in the bathroom to do drugs. They think they are cool but, they are gay. Our 7th graders are digraces, doing every drug immaginable. We have a lot of snowboarders who go to Mountain Creek, the worst mountain immaginable. Also there are kids who think they are cool in marching band who do drugs before every practice, they are all fags. But Sparta is pretty cool if you come here you may like it, but if not dont make a deffinition unless you really know what it is like.

Yo where you from?
Sparta
Wow you're a fag!

by PEYAH! May 7, 2007

sparta

This town is a place where parents are blind and kids are fake. This town is more fictional than Hollywood. Hell, our town motto should be "Even our lake is fake."-cuz it was built and paid for with money-just like all the "friendships" here. Rich kids cant get in trouble here-Cuz the rich parents will have the ass of anyone who yells at their baby. The town votes to get rid of the basketball coarts so the jocks can have ANOTHER football field. And the town cant even vote to build a new school that has working heat and A.C. And it doesnt matter if u live in a shack on .4 acres of land-ur gonna pay as much taxes as a millionare on Lake Mohawk would. If ur not rich-u get used-if u havent been used yet-they havent noticed u yet

FRIDAY NIGHT IN SPARTA
-Hey mommy-can i go over to tom's?
-Sure baby.
TWO HOURS LATER...and two fights and two packs of bud and two grams later
-Dude-i dont look too wasted do i?
-Wuh...whats ur name dude???

by uwouldntevenknowmyname May 16, 2006