Spazookered

The act of drinking until you see many versions of the same thing, often involves people being abused by pets.

Me & Tony were drinking for 7 hours straight, he claimed he petted his pet stapler whilst his dog shouted at him, Tony was completely spazookered

by YaBoiJD September 25, 2017

sprooter

SPROOT, v. Also sprut. Used tr. and absol. To spout, eject in a gush, emit sparks; to spirt from the mouth, spit (Sh. 1908 Jak. (1928), Sh. 1971). Comb. sprootin braand, a torch made of a burning peat.
sprut

Wee jimmy talks pure shite the absolute sprooter

by Anomie January 31, 2017

spooter

To be with or without pants, preferrably without... definitely no pants. (see pance)

toadly spooter (see toadly)

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Soagooter

Soagooter (Spa-Goo-t-Er) a noun. Soagooter is the end result of of a botched pasta dish where in you lack ingredients for the dish and haphazardly add ingredients that are similar. For instance spaghetti substituting macaroni in place of spaghetti noodles, or chillie in place of red sauce.

Mike Toupes always makes Soagooter.

by Loooooooong shlong silver 👉👌 February 4, 2018

spagotted

spaced something and forgot it at the same time.

there i was telling you about it all and i spagotted what i was talking about.

by justlikeadevl November 27, 2014

Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Saggy Splooter

Saggy Splooter, when the outer labia is in constant contact with the anus. The urethral opening is always visible.

Ryan met his demise upon entering Cheryl's Saggy Splooter

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020