spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003

national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.

My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is

by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018

spanking list

A method of informing a person, especially a young person, that his/her behavior is violating a social norm.

"Sean keeps pulling my hair. He should be put on the spanking list."

by stauffenator October 4, 2009

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

spankin song

a song which u can spank to
EXAMPLES
temperture- by sean de paul
apache- the sugarhill gang
techno inspecter gadget- ?

the noob pwner can sure spank to that spankin song, hes layin down the mad beats

by jedi pwner 1 September 3, 2006

Spankin' the Zerk

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.

Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.

by Joes Blows April 18, 2013

pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006