space monkey

Some goofy looking kid who never answers back when you're talking to him.

Always in some zone where the air must be thin. Reminds you of that russian space chimp when you look at him.
This place is just full of space monkeys.. They're blowing my zone. Lets bag it and be-gone.
by Dr.Robert June 07, 2005
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Space Monkey Mafia

A film making crew based in the United States producing films that can be viewed on YouTube.
Person 1: Did you see the new SMM (Space monkey mafia) film?
Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!
by SMMExtention1 January 02, 2010
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space monkey

A person who has an extremely odd cocktail of personality traits, is extremely dumb, wears crocs on all occasions and has one single comeback for everything, "your mom".
A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.
1. Joshi is the space monkey of our group.
2. Behold! Here come the space monkey!
by Kthanxbai January 11, 2015
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MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.
"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."
by King Kweh August 25, 2005
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non-duality space monkey

A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.
Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
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Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.
I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.
by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024
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space monkey

to choke someone so hard during sex that they pass out
She totally let me space monkey her last night bro, I was scared she was about to die forreal!
by throatgoat5643 September 04, 2023
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