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Southafricunt

An obnoxious person from South Africa. Usually white, into rugby, offensive, rude, generally antisocial, always claim everything and everyone is 'bitter back in seth effrikka' although they won't go back themselves. Southafricunt females may say 'come on my tuts.' when particularly aroused.

Southafricunts gather mainly in Southfields and Wimbledon in London. Look for their ubiquitous brightly coloured rubgy shirts and wrap around oakley sunglasses. (In winter Southafricunts are especially easy to spot as they continue to wear shorts throughout the year, regardless of bad weather. )
Was he a South African?

No, he was a Southafricunt
by Zoggg September 16, 2007
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Southampton

Means the best team in the world.
Comes from the ancient Latin;hamptonus meaning 'the best'
I love Southampton = i love the best team in the world.
by Benjamin Collis February 24, 2005
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Southampton Solent University

Southampton Institute with a face lift. Is in fact the second worst Uni in the UK (only because some other dump, didn't submit itself for inspection!)
Populated by 'Students of an Alternative Academia' (aka, Media Studies and Catering degrees)
A scar on the face of beautiful Southampton.
Also known as the 'dimstitute'
"I say good man, where's that degree you've acquired from?"

"It's from Southampton Solent University like!"

"Don't you mean the 'dimstitute'? FUCK OFF, you Gypsy, go find a job at Maccy D's!"
by Alasdair Weeks October 25, 2005
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Southampton

A place where so many people have slept with their friends and their friends friends and their friends friends friends, it is officially known as the most incestuous place in the South of England.
It's all gone a bit Southampton
Are you guys doing a Southampton?
Used when describing groups who are sexually involved with one another.
by Chumscrubber January 18, 2009
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Southampton Highschool

A high school located on the eastern end of Long Island, New York. 75% of the students look 5 years younger than their age and 100% of the faculty are homosexual. Over the years, Southampton HS has steadily become more and more soft as penalties for contraband such as Juuls become more severe and each senior class leaves, causing the junior grade, consisting of faggots, to become the new seniors. This process has resulted in what we now know as Southampton Highschool.
Principle: “what’s this? An empty juul pod? One week suspension

Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”
by Baby Zahn August 28, 2019
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Southampton F.C

Ah Southampton F.C.Probally the worst club to exist on Earth. The city in general is full of scammers and the supporters have no teeth and all have clap.
Bob: I'm going to watch a Southampton F.C game!
Michael: *tears up the tickets*
Michael: No problem.
by JimBobSmellyKnob April 11, 2019
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southampton syndrome

having to spend a long time with relatives, usually on holiday, that leave no time for musturbation.
after spending a week in Southampton with his mum Andrew developed Southampton syndrome.
by chocolate vs cheese August 26, 2009
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