Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019

someone better than me

you, obviously

me: do you know someone better than me
you: of course i do, it's me
me: omg so true

by max,harris May 13, 2022

blowing someone off

when someone says that they will do something and end up not committing to it

he ended up blowing someone off when he ditched them to GET blown off

synonyms: to cast aside, to throw aside, to ditch, associated with flakiness

by 6969lolz September 29, 2019

putting someone over

Making someone look good in front of others

Dude, I really put you over with David and Lisa in our meeting this morning; I think you will land the job.

by Dean Harvey February 11, 2004

Talking to Someone

A relationship status that is defined by being single, yet reserving yourself for the person you're "talking to".

"Do you know if she's single?"

"She is, but she's talking to someone"

by cupidsvindictive March 11, 2009

Symone

A Thick , short , beautiful , & sometimes jealous girl. She can have a very bad attitude at times. She's a great person to hang around keeps you laughing. But she is also easily irritated and annoyed. She speaks her mind no matter what. She can be mean or nice depending on the mood she is in.

That Symone has no filter.
Symone is very beautiful.

by Toocutepeterson January 31, 2015

Shmoner

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011