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Somalian pirates we

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do) We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we
by john_Dick December 17, 2019
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sumolians

Slang for dollars, often used by Boss Hogg in "The Dukes of Hazzard."
"If them Duke Boys disrupt my plan, I'll have to return them twenty-five thousand sumolians."
by schultza July 20, 2005
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American Samolia

A horribly underrepresented (and poorly pronounced) territory of the United Sporks of Amoogaboink. American Samolia gives a large proportion of their population to the United Sporks' military. Despite this the citizens of the American Samolia are horribly in terms of voting and veterans compensation. Unfortunately the United Sporks refuses to take action citing racist, temporary and outdated documents.
American Samolia is still awfully neglected by the United Sporks
by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017
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Ayub from Somalia

Ayub is almost always a black person, you will oftenly find him in the toilet after you shit.
Ayub only pulls games and no girls. Ayub likes fortnite and getting molested. And the most important thing is that he loves girls named Michelle.
Me: Hey do you like Ayub?

Other person: Why would i like poo?

Ayub means poo.

Ayub from Somalia...
by Ayub's father May 10, 2022
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man from somalia

person who has bed england and will ask you for your "conter stirk" knife and sell his wife for internet connection
anomaly: clicks on one of the trades
somalian: hello am 48 year man from somalia, sorry for my bed england
anomaly: laughing his heck off
somalian: i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk"
anomaly: having an asthma attack
somalian: i play with 400 ping on brazil server
somalian: i want to become the goodest player like you i am global elite
somalian: t w o
by A fellow urban dictionare March 5, 2019
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Somalia

An ancient Afro Cushite Arab country in the horn of East Africa. Somalia's history is rich with numerous kingdoms and civilizations that existed within the region since the time of the Pharoes. Most Somalis today lay their claim to their ancient ancestors owing to the fact that the country has never been occupied militarily and culturally for more than months at a time. Somalians today hold dear the fact that their ethnicity and genetic make-up has not been tarnished or infused with by foreigners during military occupation or mass immigration, their make up remains the same as the Ethiopians who have similarily never been occupied.
Historical evidence suggests that Somalia's ancient kingdoms had economic ties with the ancient lands of the Pharoes. Somalia was known as the Land of Punt to the Egyptians at the time and throught the Arab and Eastern African region.
Ancient ruins suggest a vibrant cultural and financial structures that held court houses, massive Mosque's, effective irrigation systems throught the major cities and palaces.

Somalis has recently fallen into a disastrous civil war that has torn up most of the country's financial and economic capital. A newly elected governent with president Abdullahi Yusuf promises to rebuild Somalia's fractured state into the great country it once was.
A tiny mob numbering a few hundred armed teenagers decimated America's once feared imperialist machine, lets hope troops from the African Union can restore order in Mogadishu.
by S. Kierkegaard May 10, 2005
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somalians

My friend Musa (Moses) is a Somalian. But he was deported cause he kept gettin into trouble with the police. But now he's back
by ;-> August 8, 2003
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