a lesbian sport; when someone says they are goin 'play softball', they are goin make lesbian love with other lesbians.

if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)

to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.

if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'

if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.

girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"

girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."

softball by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010