Pink Socrates 

Any individual who uses philosophical debate to persuade someone to sumbit to anal sex. The individual can then perform the "pink sock" manuver wherein the sides of the posterior are struck while something is inserted into the anus. This causes the anus to spasm and "attach" itself to the inserted item. The item is then rapidly removed from the anus causing the rectal lining to be pulled out with it. Hilarity ensues when the item is covered with a nice, new "pink sock".

Yo, man, Salty is the new Pink Socrates. That guy ass-banged two chicks last night and totally pink socked them. Jaime Smith and Darren's mom aren't going to be shitting right for weeks!

Pink Socrates by The Original Slim Bavis October 27, 2004

Lantern of Socrates 

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

Lantern of Socrates by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

Socrateez Nuts

The enlightened philosophy, or abstract art, of metaphysically and vigorously sucking one's fat meaty cock whilst unlocking the secrets of yo gurl

Joe: Yo I was hangin at Aristotles house yesterday and he asked me to Socrateez Nuts
Ben Dover: Damn that shit's boofy

Socrateez Nuts by madboofy January 8, 2020

Socratis 

A Greek sex god from Laura Secord.

Person 1: hey, you know Soccy?
Person 2: oh you mean that beautiful fucking sex god?
Person 1: fuck yea, I love Socratis

Socratis by thatdudewithaglassofmilk September 18, 2012

socratez 

uber great.

dude thats so socratez.

socratez by guess... February 19, 2003

socratease 

A girl who seductively leads others on with her body and her brain

Anna was a real socratease to almost everyone she met with her sexy shape and her witty ways

socratease by von groovy April 6, 2019

socrateasing

The act of teasing a girl by repeatedly asking "why?" after everything she says

Jimmy was socrateasing Amanda so much that she broke up with him.

socrateasing by Eisop June 26, 2017