Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

Solitaire

1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker

I have to go play solitaire now...

by Katie March 30, 2004

somalitarian

"Somalitarian" is an extreme form of Libertarian, who advocates no taxation, no regulations and no government, just like the situation in Somalia.

"Why should I pay taxes? All of these regulations make me sick. Get your government's hand out of my pocket."

"What a silly Somalitarian".

by bob.massingbird September 22, 2011

naked solitaire

Another word for masturbation...... playing with yourself

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.

by Philip Norvell January 4, 2006

solitary moments

a state which a person prefers or wants to be alone

Ej is in the state of solitary moments, He wants to be left alone.

by lancelot_ej January 30, 2008

Solitaire porn

The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background

Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn
Man 2:Allow that

by Bobby-bastard April 24, 2008

solitaire

The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.

You assholes ditched me. I ended up playing solitaire seventeen times.

by Orpheus II July 17, 2006