Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

Sheets and funnel

Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.

DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!

by P2P narco May 8, 2019

Sheetshock

Being left terrified after one of those moments where you feel like your falling whilst drifting in and out of sleep. Often the sufferer is unable to move, and cannot face sleep for several minutes.

One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.

Guy-Ahh! My god that was bad sheetshock...Damn I need a drink but I can't move.

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Sneegsnag

A little bit of sneeg and a little bit of snag. Little tiny guy. Boyfriend of DaddyUnion.

Did you hear Sneegsnag joined the Origins SMP? what a sellout!

by creetcrow January 27, 2022

sneetling

When your voice goes all squeaky while you breathe in and out heavily because of how hard you are laughing.

Reona: I'm sneetling so hard right now
Person: What the fuck is a sneetle
Reona: Who doesn't know what sneetling is, it's literally 2023...

by reona January 29, 2023

Make-a that sweets

Having sex like your old Italian-American grandparents taught you.

"Nonno, how-a do I make-a that sweets?"
"Like-a me and-a Nonna taught-a you."
"Grazie."

by Fandank January 5, 2020

Sticky Sheets

When two people have sexual intercourse and the guy ejaculates all over a bed afterwards!

Kaylee : So did you and Chad have fun last night?

Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!

Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!

Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!

Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!

by SlopNChop January 8, 2017