sneeper

A verb. The act of being a sneaky creeper, sometimes unknowingly. Can be one with surroundings and often has the element of surprise.

Roommate 1 sees other roommates across a crowded room and txts you "I sneep you!"

Roommate: "Sneeps! Didn't even see ya there!"
Sneeper: "Yeah I've been here all day"

Sneeper: "Do you always wear panties to bed?"
Roommate: "Not after that comment...I'll be wearing my chastity belt now"

by bffleeeeee February 4, 2010

sneezure

a series of sneezes that are so involved that the person looks like they are convulsing in an epileptic attack.

The allergies are so bad today that I've had three sneezures.

by monikk August 20, 2009

sneezure

When someone sneezes three or more times in a row

i just had a sneezure

by jt_colter November 20, 2011

Sneezure

When a sneeze comes out of nowhere and happens again...and again...and again. You sneeze so many times in a row you can hardly catch you’re breath. People around you stop saying “Bless you” because you’ve sneezed so many times. When it’s finally over, you feel a great sense of relief.

Adam: *A-choo!!*
Steve: “Bless you”
Adam: *A-choo!! A-choo*
Steve: “Bless you again”
Adam: *A-choo!!!!*
Steve: “Damn dude. It looks like you’re having a sneezure”

by WonderlandQueen June 3, 2019

Sneezure

When an individual tries desperately to suppress a sneeze or multiple sneezes.

“ Man I think the boss is having a sneezure!”

by Candy Ridge November 19, 2007

sleepurbating

the act of masturbating while asleep.

John slept over at my house last night and i woke up in the middle of the night to find him sleepurbating.

So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.

by Clark Willow September 30, 2008

sneezure

An extremely loud, room shaking sneeze. Usually occurs as a spasmodic attack and in patterns of two to three at a time.

My mom just had a sneezure. She sneezed so hard the whole room shook. It was totally embarrassing!

by Therapyst May 15, 2009