Texas Smokehouse

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016

Smokehounds

Smokehound in its plural form.
A Smokehound is a prodigy of Shecky McFireman, a single smokehound is generally referred to as a bad mother fucker, but a group of smokehounds will then be referred to as some of the baddest mother fuckers to ever touch the forge.

"Who are all those good looking, strong folks over there working their asses off?"

"Oh Dave, those are smokehounds."

Billy: Deploying and handling a 2.5 is a one man job
Jon: You're such a smoke hound

by Just1of48 January 7, 2020

spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.

Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.

by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006

smokeship

something that you think to be true but it doesn't really exist or is fake enough to come off as a front

Similar to seeing the mirage of the Black Pearl

I thought that we had something real but I guess it was just a smokeship

by Smokeshipster March 3, 2021

smokeahontas

A drug fiending ho who is constantly asking someone to load or pass the pipe, usually crystal meth.

Skank: Hey Bill, can I hit the pipe again, I'm not high yet.
Bill: Relax smokeahontas, let the other skanks hit the pipe too.

by hawke4me March 16, 2015

smokeblow

Verb - to smoke weed or pot in any fashion with another person. Joint, fatty,blunt,bowl,bong, all are methods of smokeblow.

guy1 Friday night at last!

guy2 I say my good fellow, what say we retire to my study and smokeblow?

by Spudsy G April 23, 2008

smoke show

A word used to describe a sereously hot girl (must not be overused and abused on medeocarly hot woman!)

"Man that girl is a fucking smoke show!"

by Laurier Little House B3 January 3, 2005