It is actually a lubricant created by the body, but can be used to substitute the puerile word, " ", without people knowing what you are on about!
Red Dwarf says it a lot
Red Dwarf says it a lot
"Smeg Head!!"
by KonCepT December 09, 2003
The resin that collects around the mouth-piece of a dirty, old bong and can sometimes get onto the lip/tooth of an unsuspecting victim.
"Rick alwayz attracts super-smeg on the bong, yo' fully gotsta clean the mouth-piece before you smoke out of it."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."
by Diego September 09, 2003
by Fan of Lister's July 02, 2003
Smegma:
1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged
(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged
(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
by i<3smegma November 07, 2010
An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.
by Jimmy Kline April 05, 2006
To tell someone to dispose of an item or throw an item in your direction.
To run away from a situation where you will get in trouble if caught by someone of higher authority
To run away in a hurry
To give up on a decision
To run away from a situation where you will get in trouble if caught by someone of higher authority
To run away in a hurry
To give up on a decision
Tom: This Drink is soo sweet!
Dick: ooo Smeg it over here!
Tom: Shit the police is round the corner doing drink searches
Dick: Shit! Smeg it!
Dick: ooo Smeg it over here!
Tom: Shit the police is round the corner doing drink searches
Dick: Shit! Smeg it!
by God of atheism June 18, 2007
Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.
As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!
by Clickity Hack August 11, 2015