Smerald

The last name of one of the greatest females on earth. Also, one with the last name "Smerald" will belong to a clan of 14. Yes. Do feel special..I do.

EssexMASSIF xDD

"Yo. Don't mess with the Smeralds. They're crazy mofos!"

by Lozzza x December 24, 2007

gear smear

A variant of tea bagging, it is the act of smearing male genitalia on a glass window such that scrotal grease is evident upon removal.

"Let's go down to the cop shop and leave gear smears on the glass doors".

by L481244T September 3, 2006

condom smear

When you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of semen as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)

"After fucking some chick in my car I tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window."

by Pointy Pouliot December 16, 2007

smear campaign

A dirty political campaign run against your opponent, using exaggerations, lies, and/or quotes taken out of context, in an attempt to scare or disgust the public against that candidate.

See also: the 2012 Obama re-election campaign against Mitt Romney

The 2012 presidential election used a smear campaign against Romney, implying that he didn't pay taxes, had a war on women, went around with his dog tied to the car, was a high school bully, hated 47% of the country, and was nothing but a rich greedy douche. The Obama administration, Mother Jones and some members of the media used dirty tactics. Too bad, the economy probably would be much better if he were president, but we'll never know now.

by ChickadeeDoo January 29, 2014

smeared

when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile

Person 1: Dude, i'm so sorry you didn't win
Person 2: That's not even the worst part, he smeared at me while they put the medal around his neck

by EsuccEchucc January 20, 2017

papal smear

The test the Cardinal must take before being elected Pope

Pending the results of the papal smear, Cardinal Smith will become the new Pope Elect

by cronyvalgrove February 20, 2013

for smearing

The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.

Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.

by GerthPaul December 6, 2020