Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

pear-shaped

sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)

Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.

by Alcyon April 26, 2005

heart-shaped box

incredible song performed by the grunge band nirvana. third song on one of the great albums, not by nirvana, but of all time, in utero.

evanescence did a cover of it and completely fucked it up

forever in debt to your priceless advice...

by nirvanakanks June 22, 2005

banana shaped fuck

Someone who sits down so wrongly that their back is curved like a banana.

Sit straight, you banana shaped fuck!

by MrShadowy May 25, 2021

Heart shaped box

The freakiest video Nivana ever made. Much better when you don't have to see a little girl in a ku klux klan running around and a guy in a santa hat being crucified. Was originally Heart shaped coffin.

Instant trauma, see heart shaped box!

by Tiffin2 May 30, 2006

Heart-Shaped Box

Song writen by Kurt Cobain of the grunge band Nirvana.

Song Meaning- Love, romance, marriage, heroin addictions, and artistic mockery and titled after a gift Kurt Cobain received from Courtney Love.

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back
Hey
Wait
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hate
Haight
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can
Climb right back

by nirvana563 May 7, 2005

Heart shaped box

a uterus often referred as the origin of the "heart" symbol.
Nirvana wrote a song about it while his wife was pregnant with his child.

..If you look at a photo of a uterus and draw a semi-circle at the beginning of the fallopian tubes and a "V" near the cervex it makes a "heart"

"What is a heart shaped box?"
"It's a uterus bro"

by Mister_Cool_ April 2, 2012