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Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.
Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
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Small Dick Energy

When refer someone to having Small Dick Energy they are talking garbage in the mic, or griefing in a video game
Small Dick Energized person: hahaha I'm so fucking bad at this game and going to just destroy for everybody else hahaha.
Normal humanbeing: I feel some Small Dick Energy in this server
Small Dick Energized person: NO, I dont have a small penis my mom says 1.4 inches erect is large!
by 51231 March 30, 2021
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small dick energy

jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy

cause you don't have a boyfriend
by Yruey March 20, 2023
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Small Dick Energy

What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.

“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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Small Dick Energy

when you or a person that you know is aggressively unconfident/insecure.
brad: yooo, are you gonna try and get with a girl tonight at the frat party?
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.
by truther375 September 7, 2018
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Small Dick Energy

When someone’s parents are a big deal but their not. A guy with cocky energy but nothing to show for himself and living in the shadow of his dads giant penis.
Liam’s dad works as a big time movie producer and he uses his dads name to get laid. Unfortunately he’s small dick energy and will shrivel into obscurity with time.
by Gosuckafuck92 October 16, 2021
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Small Dick Energy

omg did you see david ford total small dick energy
by lizardk September 30, 2019
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