by SmarterAdult January 11, 2005
Get the SmarterChild mug.A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)
Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
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noun, plural smartassocities.
1. the quality or state of being a smartass
2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance
3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep
4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity
5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning
Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)
perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
noun, plural smartassocities.
1. the quality or state of being a smartass
2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance
3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep
4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity
5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning
Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)
perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
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Street wise,
Haters couldn't see me with three eyes,
If I was muslim I would be on the coners,
Hustlin' bean pies,
I used to be the youngboy,
Rocking the fila's,
Now the ice on my wrist so bright I can see God.
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Street wise,
Haters couldn't see me with three eyes,
If I was muslim I would be on the coners,
Hustlin' bean pies,
I used to be the youngboy,
Rocking the fila's,
Now the ice on my wrist so bright I can see God.
"Click the link in my bio"
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a fork..."street smart, street wise. Haters couldn't see me
with three eyes..."
a fork..."street smart, street wise. Haters couldn't see me
with three eyes..."
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SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
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me says:
i'm not, don't worry
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me says:
seriously?
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Yes, seriously.
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me says:
i'm not, don't worry
smarterchild says:
Well I am.
me says:
seriously?
smarterchild says:
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