verb. the act of getting desperately lost, especially if fully equipped with navigational aids like GPS, map, compass, etc. Alternately, to seek love on the internet when all other human venues have failed.
Joe tried to take a trip to Vegas but he fritzlered and ended up in Baker, California instead. OR: Mike is very tired because he was up all night fritzlering on Yahoo Singles.
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To be enslaved,then continuously raped by your own father until you give birth to incestuous children.
That fucking bitch Karen has pissed me off for the last time. When she gets home I'll make sure she gets fritzled good and proper.
by BaronBulb March 20, 2009
Get the Fritzled mug.someone who 'frizzles' the situation, rejects what everyone has said and goes with his own choice and completely screws up. Also refers to someone who is high, causing him to act sexually to men when is gay.
e.g.
ME: "Jack just totally blew us off! We told him not to kick da ball and he did anyway! I didn't even work! They scored!"
MATHEW "piece of shit! What a Frizzler!"
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ME: wally's screwed up. Hes got a girlfriend and he's trying to screw guys.
MATHEW: maybe he's a frizzler?
ME: "Jack just totally blew us off! We told him not to kick da ball and he did anyway! I didn't even work! They scored!"
MATHEW "piece of shit! What a Frizzler!"
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ME: wally's screwed up. Hes got a girlfriend and he's trying to screw guys.
MATHEW: maybe he's a frizzler?
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Get the frizzler mug.In a cruelly ironic twist of fate, Kevin McCloud was forced to design, build and live in a fritzlesque dungeon by crazed fans.
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Get the Fritzlesque mug.As Katharine walked down the stairs into the cellar the door slammed shut behind her - she was now completely Fritzled.
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*Then follows the fritzle five"
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