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office slurp

term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
by Lolita67 November 4, 2011
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slurp-n-gulp

The act of performing a blowjob and swallowing the cum.
Barry has been extremely busy doing slurp-n-gulp action.
by Dictionarypages January 2, 2014
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jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
by Udy February 20, 2009
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*slurp*

Language created by two 14 year olds while playing fortnite

Containing the words *click*x9 for Pp black and *click* x2 for Brady *bang*x2 means lives and many more
by Minecraft black kid 69 April 8, 2019
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Slurp Juice

A an alternative way of referring to hydrogen peroxide.
Darren: "Gave this kid some slurp juice the other day at the servo, he really thought it was the same stuff from Fortnite"
by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018
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Slurp Juice

A beverage consumed by the apes revealing a new Special Forces or Lab Monke
a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes
by Key1039 May 4, 2022
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Slurp Q

Legendary rapper from the group Dunkain Crew. It stands for Some Legendary Underground Rapper Proudcing Quality.It has also been said that it refers to him drinking baby blood. He is also know as Lord Dominus.
Slurp Q lyrics- One two three and to the four blood of dead babies stainin the floor. I cover them in petroleum blood stains on the linoleum.
by Abnormal Legend August 4, 2007
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