fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

slumper

a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.

ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!

by bigpermz July 3, 2005

slipery sloth

when a man and woman have saez by a man inserting his foot into her vagina

man i realy want to get a slipery sloth today.

by lilz November 30, 2005

noodle slurper

A perjorative term for a homosexual.

Look at these two noodle slurpers over here in the Mini Cooper, they are probably headed to San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade.

by King Chre July 3, 2011

slupper

a crack whore you would still consider taking home for an evening meal with the parents.

This is my new slupper of a girl friend... she goes like a zyrtec.

by Jason_071 November 9, 2005

Ass-Slurper

One who engages in open-ass slurping

uh dude, is that an ass your slurping? hey guys! check this out. Tad's an ass-slurper!

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

listerine slurper

a sad excuse for a human being that begs for just enough money on the corner of the street to buy a bottle of listerine to get drunk.

That nate dawg is one dirty listerine slurper!!

by munchkinhatro December 24, 2006