Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

slower than the line out of hell

An expression used to describe anything that is very, very slow. (since a line of people waiting to get out of Hell would logically not move at all!)

Cell phone call:
Guy: Hi, I'm going to be a bit late.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I'm at the grocery store and this line is slower than the line out of hell!
Girl: Well, get here when you can!

by prisoner626 December 18, 2008

slower lower

n. The region of the state of Delaware below the "city" of Dover. Characterized by hicks and farmers. See also fuzzy bumpkin. Best known for being the most ghetto rural area on the Eastern Seaboard.

Most University of Delaware students will never travel to Slower Lower for fear of farmers.

by coprez May 23, 2004

Oh ye go slower boi

(In Accordance To Randolph) The primary term used in the JOI category of porn.

Knowledge"W-w-wait so what's the video? "
Randolph" Its like them talking to you"
Knowledge"So what do they say? "
Randolph" Oh ye go slower boi"

by ApexLegendsDefenitions March 23, 2021

Slower

When the girl you are fucking tells you to go slower cuz your dick is so big

, hard and ginormous she cant take it......

“Mhmmm~ daddy slower your too big”

by Big daddy you pog April 30, 2021

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013