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Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.
I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.
by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010
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slumperdoodle

The act of tricking someone into thinking or doing something. It is much catchier to say than trick, so we would recommend you use it.
Aw man, you just got slumperdoodled!
Im'a slumperdoodle that guy!
by word_definer May 17, 2013
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slopper

A type of blowjob(found largely in porn) where the giver is constantly choking, drooling and sucking loudly. The sound of it closely resembles a trip to the dentist with the suction wand.
Holy crap, Stacey was giving me such a slopper the other night I thought she was going to inhale the whole damn thing!
by sexinyourcity March 30, 2009
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waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"
by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008
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grenade stomper

your friend or boy, who takes one for the team on going forth and getting with the grenade-or ugly girl of the group so that you can get with her hott friend.
Yo Ritchie I need you to be the grenade stomper for tonight cause her girl is sexy.
by charleyrogers January 24, 2010
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cunt stomper

A cunt stomper is used in the event you score an absolute belter in the game of footy.
Oh my! Stevie g has just scored an absolute cunt stomper!
by Pepper jack August 21, 2016
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