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sleeptarded

The state of mind that a person is acting more goofy than normal due to lack of sleep i.e. slap happy
I am so sleeptarded that I skipped to my car in the parking lot.
by Dennis Smith October 17, 2003
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sleety

"When the weather conditions contain the only state of air-borne H20 which has been scientifically proven to be more miserable than eating dry oatmeal while wearing wet socks."
"Whenever it is sleety, I wish I were cuddled up at home with a warm blanket and a book."

"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."
by markolai October 31, 2012
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Sleeptard

Someone who sleeps every day, all day and is a hassle to wake up!
Sonia, you're a sleeptard!
by DubstepHQ July 9, 2010
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SLEEPTRICKIN

The act of sexual intercourse for money while sleepin, or having a very forgetful experience.
When you wake up with money, condoms and a piece of paper with numbers on it, and you don't remember the night before, or where the money came from, hence, SLEEPTRICKIN
by Dr. Spyder Storm June 3, 2010
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SleepTravel

To pass time by going to sleep. A way of getting to the next point in time quickly, via sleep. Purposely going to sleep in order to avoid the passage of long hours.
Caller : (11am) What time will you be done with the tuneup on my car??....it's been 2 hours now.

Mechanic : Well, the parts never arrived so we had to reorder. Looks like late this evening, around 7pm.

Caller : Oh man!!, alright then. I'll just sleeptravel til 8pm and give you a call back.

Mechanic : Okay.
by Intune2U November 29, 2011
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sleepturbate

The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.
"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."
by helamonster December 16, 2013
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sleepterbate

Ex: I thought my son was getting into my playboys but then I realized that I just sleepterbate.
by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014
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