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Sleepy Sillies

noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things
During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.
by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010
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Sleepy Talk

After a certain time of day, usually after midnight, the mind takes on an alternate state of conciousness. Speech is slurred and makes no sense. Suddenly, anything is funny.
Kevin: DUDE WALLS ARE HARD
Kyle: Cut the sleepy talk man.


Kevin: The only way I can explain wakeboarding is by telling you it is like wakeboarding.
Kyle: That's like saying green is as green as green.
Dan: Stop the sleepy talk man.
by Kyled11 February 23, 2009
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Sleepy Joe

A pathetic excuse for the President of the United States. Sleepy Joe has made a mess of our Country, and has little to no value to offer in American Politics.
Person 1: Crap, Sleepy Joe is messing around with Russia and Ukraine!

Person 2: UGH, hasn't he done enough? I Mean he created a border crisis, ruined our economy, Killed 13 Service Members, Left thousands of Americans in Afghanistan, Destroyed Millions of American jobs, and the price of gas is SO FREAKING HIGH!!!

Person 1: IKR, well I guess all we can do is wait for the Civil War and keep chanting "Let's Go Brandon!"
by big _brain_me January 25, 2022
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sleepsturbate

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.
Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.
by von dildus August 6, 2010
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sleepspastic

a characteristic of someone who moves around a lot in their sleep; someone who is prone to kicking in their sleep; someone who tosses and turns a lot in their sleep
My sister is sleepspastic! I don't like to share a bed with her; I might get hurt!
by JenCheer January 30, 2009
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“Sleepy” Joe

A person who sniffs children and women and touches them inappropriately.
Did you see that guy? He was acting like “sleepy” Joe around those kids.
by Sleepy Joe Biden December 7, 2020
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Sleepy Snowman

The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.
Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.
by Gregory J. Williams January 9, 2009
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