Slashed

What you do to your boyfriends 1971 GTO's tires after he has cheated on you or broke up with you

Hey girl

Hey bitch , guess what i did to tyrone tires i slashed them bitches

by Savage_Tay April 13, 2020

slapheadington

Someone that has a bald head like chauncey billups

"Oi you slapheadington come over ere"

by Dkstyles March 26, 2021

slarshed

A state of being that transcends the realms of inebriation, causing one's coordination and cognitive faculties to morph into a whimsical carnival ride. When slarshed, you enter a dimension where your limbs dance like an intoxicated octopus attempting to salsa, your speech transforms into a nonsensical symphony of hiccupping and guffawing, and your decision-making process becomes a spontaneous game of darts played blindfolded with marshmallows. It's a state so utterly absurd that even the unicorns give you bewildered side-eyes, and leprechauns borrow your shoes for impromptu tap-dancing performances. In short, being slarshed is like stumbling into a maelstrom of ridiculousness, where the laws of sobriety are gleefully discarded in favor of an uproarious celebration of all things ludicrous.

"Kayla sure is slarshed right now"

by inevitable-show July 7, 2023

Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025

Owl Slashed

a shitty roblox game where braindead babies fight half their battles in the air and with an overly powerful stupid ability
abandoned by its creator for a successful game they wont reboot

Yo bro wanna play Owl Slashed?
No you motherfucking dweeb

by Chronicholas December 24, 2021