multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.

I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.

by Teakay July 20, 2008

Drive By Slacking

The process of visiting a slack channel, asking a question, and never been seen again.

Don't bother answering that question, he is just drive by slacking.

by slackwise April 26, 2019

Midwest American Slacking Toad

The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly

What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?

by Harry Weinhair May 24, 2011

Varsity Slacking

Sport started at the Amesbury High School in Amesbury, MA; game involved team members to be the best at doing nothing. The only thing team members are required to do is attend rallies in uniform, but even then, they wait til the last minute

I always wait til the last minute to do something, maybe I should be a Varsity Slacker

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.

Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty

by Pinkspi January 18, 2009

Mandatory Slacking

Using an excuse such as eating or a restroom break to leave a situation, commonly at used at work, multiple times or for extended periods of time.

A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.

"Man, she's been pulling this Mandatory Slacking shit all night."

by makingnoises March 21, 2010

Multi-slacking

Doing multiple non-productive things at once. E.G. Playing Words with Friends, shopping on Amazon, watching Vines, etc.

I didn't get my report at work done cuz I was multi-slacking.

by Brainblaze January 12, 2015