Skylanders

Skylanders. A game that parents would do anything to erase it from existence. It pulls kids in, with these colourful and coo-coo characters, to put them on a plastic toy called the "Portal of Power". Put the toys on, it sends in game. Sounds like a nice concept, right? But activision took it a step further and made MILLIONS of these characters, that are overpriced. And what do you get when you complete the game, with your team of over 100 cheap plastic toys? Knowing there is not going to be dinner on the table because of the massive debt your parents own BECAUSE you had to bail out just because "It's the last one, pleaseeeeeee?"
But don't take it from me. Like it or hate it, I'm not going to judge you. Wait, I think I already judged. Sh*t.

"Portal Masters! We need you to buy more Skylanders to help fight chaos!"

*Helps the store selling them instead.*

by _Diabetes_ December 19, 2016

skyland

Country that is totally obsessed with sex industries. Very scary place to live. lost 70% of its money to an ill thought up venture with shares in the German Brothel industry.

Skyland is strange

by boris October 14, 2003

skylynx

Skylynx is a Predacon and former member of the Decepticons. Skylynx was created, with his fellow Predacon named Darksteel by Shockwave and Starscream in an attempt to re-create Project Predacon and build a new Decepticon army.
First appearance: Predacons Rising
Alias(es): Predacon
Species: Cybertronian (Predacon)

Skylynx is a awesome transformer dragon is a good character in Transformers Prime. (for who ever hasn't watched Transformers Prime, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WATCH IT!!!!)

by GFRHJEHFKUIRESWHFKUIE October 1, 2020

Skylynn

A Skylynn is someone you CANT trust. She stabs you in the back. And thinks she’s all better than everyone else. She believes every rumor she hears. And she’s a manipulating Whore! Who deserves to rot in hell. Every time you give her a chance she takes advantage of it and ruins it over and over and over until you can’t take the pain anymore and she just keeps hurting you and you want to tell her how much it hurts but you can’t because she will just hurt you even more. She’s not friends with her ex best friend anymore who people would rather her be friends with but Instead she’s friends with a girl that everyone hates 🌻.

Girl 1: I overheard this girl and she was mad because someone spread a rumor. That was OBVIOUSLY not true
Girl 2: oh she must be a Skylynn🙄

by Just_stating_facts_here🙃 December 29, 2019

skylynn marie

Someone who is beautiful thick girl with dimples a fat booty always has there hair done and has curly hair and shes not fake and she loves everyone equally and talks back and laughs at everything and smiles cutely and brownskin

I want me a skylynn marie

by Lyric Michelle January 16, 2017

skylandkits

Good kitpvp server create by brendan and stimpay in 2013 today kids rekt CavexStimpay
CavexZ:EZ REKT LOLOL
Admin Vykz:Nice killaura men
CavexZ left of server
CavexZ joined on server
CavexZ has banned by Vykz
Admin Vykz:Ez ban
Owner Stimpy7896:Why you ban him its my alt
Admin Vykz: sorry
CavexZ has unbanned by Stimpy7896

#stimpaygod #skylandkits #stimpypvp #cavexisshit #ziblackingcheater

by um god dos pvp September 28, 2017

Skyland

She is pretty thick a badass and doesnt take shit she can fight she is amazing in bed a total freak and determined she goes after what she wants and she is an amazing friend

I which i had a skyland as a friend

by Kgfhi September 18, 2020