Skiddler

When you shit yourself in an A level English Class and have to sit there while you have the shit making skid marks down the side of your legs.

Oh fuck... I just did a skiddler! I am just going to have to sit here and hope no one can smell my shit

by FujainPresidant July 16, 2018

Skiddle

noun: The sperm that exits the orifice of a woman after an ejaculation has occurred inside her.

verb: The act of sperm exiting the orifice of a woman after an ejaculation has occurred inside her.

Noun: After sex, there was skiddle on the bed.

Verb: After sex, the girl skiddled.

by Kontraz May 11, 2010

skiddlez

A streched form of skillz

yo this guys got mad skiddlez

by Donny Biscuits October 19, 2006

Skiddles

1.) Skid marks (short to long steaks of manure) left at the bottom of a toilet bowl, normally a result of a dry dump' (manure evacuation devoid of proper water or moisture). 2.) Spackling of manure as the result of either diarrhea, extremely propelled pieces of dung, or, simply summer splashing (water and other local substances in a toilet bowl that splash one's buttocks, genitals and under thighs). 3.) Marks are normally as described in 1.) and are usually found within the surface of the toilet bowl, or the underneath rim. However, in certain cases it entails also the underside of a toilet seat, the top of the rim, and, or, the top side behind the toilet seat itself. 4.) A derogatory term used in place of the word dingleberry, or, dingleberries, inclusively.

Illegal Alien Hotel Workers: "Ay, caramba! That Gringo left mucho 'skiddles' in the crapper!!"

Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.

Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"

High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 13, 2008

skiddle

To talk incessantly, usually as the result of the consumption of hashish,amphetamines or alchohol.
Origin:east devonian youth slang circa 1985.

"skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skidleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleadddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddleaddle skiddlleaddle skiddleaddle

by hoe-race November 11, 2004

Diddle My Skiddle

A phrase that will forever be unknown, as referring to the song 'Diddle My Skiddle'.

Person 1 - Diddle My Skiddle!
Person 2 - What does that mean?
Person 3 - How would I know?

by Sk8erGirl179 September 8, 2018

skiddle

not a full fledged skid mark, but a little skid.

"omg, when my boyfriend dropped his drawers, i totally saw a skiddle on his tightie whities!"

by o2c5ft0 November 6, 2009