skoozer

A turtle robber; one who steals turtles.

"where's your turtle dude?"

"some skoozer got it."

by King Dopeness November 5, 2009

Snozercrooked

Someone who you say hi on the street to, but they just ignore because the think they are of higher status because they are working class.

When someone walks away with their snozercrooked because they think they are better than you or more important.

by Snozercrooked snob December 28, 2019

Skoozer

some one who is particularly good at an activity related to weed.

After your friend takes a fat hit:

"you're such a Skoozer"

After your friend rolls a nice looking joint

“That joint is a Skoozer”

by Shy to da low January 25, 2022

Skoozer

Someone who is particularly good at doing something related to weed.

After your friend takes a big hit:
“Damn you’re such a Skoozer”
After your friend rolls a nice looking joint:
“that joint is a Skoozer”

by Shy to da low January 25, 2022

Skezer

SOMEONE WHO IS SUCH A SCREW UP IN LIFE. THERE LOWER THAN LOW AS A HUMAN BEING..WORSE THAN A SKUM....

David is such a skezer

by Immortality king March 22, 2023

Soozer

One who is similar to or identifies with Susie from Deltarune. A big, strong, kinda dumb but very sweet woman who bullies people, but only because she comes from a terrible living situation. Also doesn't care about the status quo, often an anarchist or some kind of leftist.

"Damn, Susie is kind of based. I wanna be strong so I can be a Soozer."
or
"I have a girlfriend now!"
"What's she like?"
"She's an absolute Soozer! A herbo, even!"

by sameen_ September 5, 2023

Skizer

Southern word for scissors!

“William holding a skizer we’re simple folk”

by Astrangehuman October 14, 2023