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skummer buss

A word said when a sudden and unexpected rousal of an emotional rush of energy comes about abruptly and the index finger of one of the hands is placed under the bottom lip and moved up and down with excessive vigor so as to make the lip flap up and down rapidly with an accompanying smacking sound.

variants: boo boo muss, skummer skuss, skummer skyuss, skummer biss, biss boo muss, boo boo biss
Man, o man. That was funny..."SKUMMER BUSS!!!"
skummer buss by E March 23, 2005
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fanny skimmer 

an extremely short skirt
Oh my God! Look what Courtney is wearing! Can you say fanny skimmer!?
fanny skimmer by vomoto September 24, 2006
Related Words

Dick Skimmers 

A term referred to someone's lips. When the lips are used for skimming a males dick.
Brent kept talking so I told to shut his dick skimmers.
Dick Skimmers by T Staddon January 9, 2008

Trunk Slemmer 

A telecom CEO with his head up his butt
This trunk slemmer CEO keeps getting his tie stuck in the elevator door .
Trunk Slemmer by Dr.j May 9, 2006
Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.
Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.
skimmer by Ben Shofner October 16, 2005
One who exhibits loser like qualities. An A-Hole.
Yor-ah Stemmah, kid. (You're a stemmer, kid).
stemmer by Casey Pratt September 25, 2006

Band Skimmer 

A person who claims to know many bands, mostly of the Indie variety, though only knows about a maximum of two songs per band. A band skimmer will claim to "love" said band, but when asked about other songs by them, they will either pretend to know another song that they "can't seem to think of right now" or simply state that they aren't aware of any other songs by them. In order to be classified a band skimmer, the person in question must claim to know a great number of bands. In addition to false claims of musical knowledge, a band skimmer will try to mooch music off of you. If you are playing a quality playlist, they will suggest you give them a list of songs on your playlist instead of actually taking the time to broaden their musical horizon as an actual music guru will do. Band skimmers tend to be heavily into main stream music as well, and many are "popular." (See 'Poser')
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins
Music Guru: "I love Ray LaMontagne! His voice is like candy to my ears."

Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"

Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."

Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."

Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"

Band Skimmer: "....."
Band Skimmer by TheSharpieCult April 30, 2010