mountain bartle skeet

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew

Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.

by msvxt November 14, 2017

Skeet Dial

The act of having a girl on speed dial who is willing to have you skeet them on a moments notice.

"Man, when I need some booty from a skeet, I make sure she is on skeet dial."

by FalconFenn June 17, 2008

skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

Seltzaholic

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.

After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009

Skeet Whistle

Another word for Penis, similar to skin flute, only more direct.

Yo, Dozer, arent you dating some band chick or something?

Yeah, she plays my skeet whistle

by BowDozer April 7, 2012

Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

bronado shelter

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.

Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.

by +ApN+ July 22, 2016